Over the last decade we have written countless 'bios' for a virtually endless number of bands, so we'll just cut straight to the poin...t and tell you that we are...

1. An industrial hard rock band. (But don't let the description deceive you - it's just our lazy way of labeling the kind of music we make using the kind of equipment we use.)

2. We really enjoy writing music. Not as much as these little band biographies, but close. Also, live shows are one of our specialties by which we mean, we enjoy writing live shows.

3. We have been friends for just over 10 years and have been playing music separately and as a duo in north Texas for about fourteen of those.

4. We are from the future.

If you haven't already done so, please check out our music and our patent pending "Video Updates" - they really do say a lot more about us than these cheesy self descriptions ever could. Thanks for checking us out. We do birthdays.